A woman was arrested in Martin County Florida Large Breasts Story from ABC of West Palm Beach and refused to take a field sobriety test because she said her breasts were too large and she would not be able to keep her balance. I think it is a legitimate defense.

I'm not saying a jury would buy maybe it does make it hard to keep your balance. You don't see ballerinas or olympic gymnastics or ice skaters with large breasts . . .or professional tennis players, or divers, or soccer players. . .in fact I cannot think of one female professional athlete in a sport that requires a lot of balace who has large breasts and is very good at what she does. How many ladies on Dancing with the Stars do you see with DD cup size. I'm not joking ladies, I'm taking your side. Tell me if they have large breasts and if you think they could do what they do if the DID have large breasts. Here is a list:

Kerri Strug--1996 Olympics. Remember she broke her ankle and did the vault anyway?
Serena Williams--I can't list all of her awards.
Cynthia Cooper--won gold in Seoul Korea in 1988 and did not start playing for the WNBA until she was 34.
Hope Solo--US Olympic soccer goalie and dancing with stars finalist.
Shawn Johnson--US Olympic gymnast and winner of dancing with the stars.
Kristi Yamaguchi--US Olympic Ice Skater and winner of dancing with stars.